mcflurry whore
I'm 16 years old and have never had a boyfriend. so like, buy me stuff and feel sorry for me. oh
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- playing video games
- someone: hey
- 10 minutes later
- me: I DIED AND ITS BECAUSE YOU WERE TALKING
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If I was a celebrity I would go knocking on doors and be like hello yes it’s me
I would ride the bus to confuse people.
I would stalk a fan, find out where they work, and bring them a coffee.
I would create my own live journal and write fan fiction about myself and then instead of using manips actually just pose for freaky pictures and post them at the beginning of each chapter so that people would freak out.
(via uchihabrothers-sexual)
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I dont fucking care about people’s gender or sexuality or anything in between
Because I dont fucking care about people
(via homosexeuelle)
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I wish we said “fancy” in America. As in, “I fancy you.” It’s such a more agreeable term than “I have a crush on you.” What’s a crush? Like, I AM A BOA CONSTRICTOR AND I AM GOING TO IMMOBILIZE YOU WITH MY MISPLACED AND OBSESSIVE AFFECTION. “I fancy you” is like, you’re so shiny and glittery and I just want to put you on a shelf and look at you for a while ‘cause you’re fancy.
(via uchihabrothers-sexual)
